The newest episode of "will this bring down the Bush Administration" is rolling credits (Joe Wilson, you can sit down, Joe) — with nobody harmed save for Irve Lewis "Scooter" Libby Jr., who will soon be granted a commutation cum full presidential pardon and a seat on the Halliburton board once Cheney "gets back to the office."
With this website, Advomatic helped Irve "Scooter" Libby Jr. raise large sums of cash from Joe Lieberman's friends for new Coach luggage that will accompany him on the move from his Georgetown penthouse to his new palace of human skulls in Dubai.
Quick story: One day at the secure undisclosed location, while Libby and Advomatic were giggling and training the Project for a New American Century pitbulls with cattle prods, suddenly "Scoots-b'Doots" became very serious and asked us to pass along this message once he had been pardoned:
It goes out to all his supporters and lobbyist actor buddies who gave him get-away cash. To the worry-wart critics who say that his mendacity destroyed American prestige/killed friends in Iraq/ruined their country/lives. To "journalists" (lapdancers) like Timmeh Russert and Judy Miller. He wanted us to say:
"Suckers."
-Scooter Libby
Evil Advomatic echoes the sentiment.
