NewsMax

Columnists including Republican party spokesman Bill O'Reilly and Dick Morris contribute to NewsMax, making this important news and commentary website akin to the Drudge* Report but with more "reporters." NewsMax breaks many stories about the liberal cabal and our conservative superstar hero geniuses who fight them to preserve His glorious empire. In a brilliant evolution of infotainment, Richard Mellon Scaife's NewsMax literally injects paid advertising into stories like this one from May, 2005:

Breaking News from NewsMax.com
Bush Takes Omega-3 Every Day; Declared 'Fit'
President Bush is in near perfect health. Doctors released results of his annual physical, and also revealed that the president takes an omega-3 supplement every day. Dr. Blaylock recommends this "miracle" fatty acid as a "must have" for anyone who wants to defeat heart disease, beat strokes, and prevent brain diseases like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. Find out about Dr. Blaylock's "Omega-3 Miracle -- Go Here Now"
"Important: Make sure you take omega-3 just like President Bush - find out how this supplement can save your life.
"President Bush is in perfect health and does not take any cholesterol medication. Find out about the dangerous side effects and the natural supplement that is just as effective.



Selling unregulated drugs to the unwashed poor -- perfect. "The Republican party—the party of industrial mega-capitalists, corporate financiers, power brokers, and the moneyed elite — depend on votes from the undereducated rural poor, the struggling blue-collar workers, and the God-fearing underpriviledged minorities," said Karl Rove senior political advisor to The President. "NewsMax helps us keep the alliance between the tiny fraction at the top of the pyramid and the teeming masses of mouth-breathers at its enormous base," said Rove.

It must be enormously difficult for NewsMax to communicate the political agenda of a tiny clique of rich people to the multitudes of oppressed poor, when said agenda is all about making the oppressed poor audience more poor and the rich tiny clique more rich. But they do it, God bless them, they do it.

Nearly alone amidst the liberal media, a few conservative sentinels speak out, a few lonely voices like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Paula Zahn, The Belway Boys, Brit Hume, Juan Williams, Mara Liason, The McLaughlin Group, Chris Matthews, G. Gordon Liddy, Neil Cavuto, Laura Schlessinger, Michael Medved, Sam & Cokie, Tim Russert, John Hockenberry, Ollie North, Neil Bortz, Robert Novak, Paul Weyrich, Brian Williams, Wolf Blitzer, Don Imus, John Stossel, Howie Kurtz, Michael Savage, David Horowitz, David Brooks, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Peggy Noonan William Safire, Andrew Sullivan, David Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Jonah Goldberg, Mona Charen, Linda Chavez, John Fund, Paul Greenburg, Jeff Jacoby, Dick Morris, Thomas Sowell, Cal Thomas, Walter Williams, Mort Zuckerman, Brent Bozell, William F Buckley, Neil Cavuto, David Hackworth, Charles Krauthammer, William Raspberry, Phyllis Schlafly, George Will, Matt Drudge, Luci Goldberg, Michael Barone, Lawrence Kudlow, Marlin Fitzwater, Pat Buchanan, Ari Fleisher, Christopher Hitchens, Rich Lowry, Kate O'Beirne join NewsMax against the overwhelming forces of Air America Radio's Mike Papantonio.

*(Rove's nom de plume is "Matt Drudge")

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