When the United States of America, LLC outsources the Constitutionally mandated functions of the Department of Defense to wage war and rebuild, there is only one company in the destruction/construction biz they consistently turn to again and again and again and again. Each time Halliburton CEO Dick Cheney points his Death Star at a spot on the map and then needs infrastructure rebuilding over the course of several years at an hourly rate 150,000 times more expensive than government costs, Halliburton CEO Cheney turns to, well, Halliburton.
Advomatic is tickled to be Halliburton's go-to team for all of their interneting. Tangentially, Advomatic is peppered to work so closely with Halliburton CEO, Dick Cheney.
Cheney was CEO of Halliburton from 1995 to 2000, but he continues to earn a massive salary (“deferred compensation” and millions in stock options) for his continued hard work: giving Halliburton billions in no-bid contracts in Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan and even the hurricane-wrecked U.S. Gulf Coast where they "won" a no-bid contract to rescue precious gold fillings from New Orleans corpses' teeth. Dividends are distributed among shareholders straight from our CMS: built on Open Source - the world's most flexible, scalable software architecture. Open Source provides three key differentiators that our clients value above all else: reliability, scalability and security.
After a dream involving Mussolini, Dick Cheney suddenly decided to move Halliburton to Dubai. All the top executives are going to the autocratic principality, which means they’ll be far out of reach of pesky American "law." Disgraced weirdo Michael Jackson, who also fled to Dubai to avoid further criminal prosecution in America, will serve Halliburton as court jester.
From Dubai, Halliburton will dig a moat around Corporate HQ, stage reconstruction efforts of the forthcoming Iran Nuclear Armageddon, administer a regional economy based on 'Hallibucks,' and then subsequently hold off the millions of radiation-poisoned survivors until their flesh rots from their bones.
When Halliburton deploys SkyNet to eradicate the remaining humans, Advomatic will host SkyNet on our custom shared cluster.
